Funny Actuary Necklace Gift for Soulmate Women
Funny Actuary Necklace Gift for Soulmate Women
🚀 Ships in 1-2 Business Days with Love 🖤
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Add a little statistical flair and comic love to your relationship with this heart necklace present by an actuary. This will be the best surprise to your soulmate, with a bold message that will make her laugh and smile with affection, especially when she likes a man who is brainy and witty.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
YOU GIVE ME A BONER.
NOT A PENIS BONER. A HEART BONER.
A HEART ON.
AN AFFECTION ERECTION.
Much Love From Your Actuary
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold finish or 18k yellow gold finish
- 6.5mm round cut cubic zirconia stone
- Pendant dimensions: 0.8" (2.2cm) height / 0.7" (1.8cm) width
- Adjustable chain length: 18" - 22" (45.72cm - 55.88cm)
- Lobster clasp attachment
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
