Soulmate Necklace Gift from Mortician – Funny Card
Soulmate Necklace Gift from Mortician – Funny Card
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To him that giveth life to thy heart--though thou shouldst be among the dead. This necklace gift by a mortician to his soulmate is memorable and one of a kind, and it is funny and touching.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
You give me a boner.
Not a penis boner. A heart boner.
A heart on.
An affection erection.
Much love from your Mortician.
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold finish or 18k yellow gold finish over stainless steel
- 7mm cubic zirconia
- Pendant dimensions: 0.8" (20mm) height / 0.4" (10mm) width
- Adjustable length: 18" - 22" (45.72 cm - 55.88 cm)
- Lobster clasp
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
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HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
