Funny Gift for Girlfriend from Secretary Necklace Box
Funny Gift for Girlfriend from Secretary Necklace Box
🚀 Ships in 1-2 Business Days with Love 🖤
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Put a smile on the face of your soulmate with this laugh out loud and heartwarming present by her favorite secretary. An ideal gift to women who are romantic, sarcastic and office-humor-loving all in one shimmering surprise.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
YOU GIVE ME A BONER. NOT A PENIS BONER.
A HEART BONER. A HEART ON.
AN AFFECTION ERECTION.
Much Love From Your Secretary.
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold finish or 18k yellow gold finish over stainless steel
- 7mm cubic zirconia
- Pendant dimensions: 0.8" (20mm) height / 0.4" (10mm) width
- Adjustable length: 18" - 22" (45.72 cm - 55.88 cm)
- Lobster clasp
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
