Funny Gift for Soulmate Necklace from Statistician
Funny Gift for Soulmate Necklace from Statistician
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Tell your numbers-loving soulmate that she is the only variable in your equation with this funny and cute Love Knot necklace. It comes with a witty message card courtesy of a dedicated statistician, so it is the ideal combination of funny and warm-fuzzy-ness, and can be given on Valentine Day, an anniversary, or just because.
Message on Card (Clean Rewrite):
To My Soulmate
You give me a boner.
Not a penis boner. A heart boner.
A heart on. An affection erection.
Much Love From Your Statistician
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold over stainless steel or 18k yellow gold over stainless steel
- 6mm round cut cubic zirconia stone
- Pendant dimensions: 0.6" (15.7mm) height / 0.23" (6mm) width
- Adjustable chain length: 18" - 22" (45.72cm - 55.88cm)
- Lobster clasp attachment
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
