Funny Soulmate Gift from Operations Analyst
Funny Soulmate Gift from Operations Analyst
🚀 Ships in 1-2 Business Days with Love 🖤
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Make your partner laugh and surprise him/her with this witty and romantic present of an operations research analyst. This necklace and cheeky message card is an ideal gift on birthday, anniversary or just because. It is the best match to intelligent couples who live on logic and love.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
YOU GIVE ME A BONER.
NOT A PENIS BONER. A HEART BONER.
A HEART ON.
AN AFFECTION ERECTION.
Much Love From Your
Operations Research Analyst
Product specifications:
- 14K White Gold Finish
- Large circle embellished with 20 CZ crystals
- Total pendant width: 0.8" (20 mm)
- Length: 18" (46 cm) + 2" (6 cm) extension
- Parrot clasp attachment
Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
