Funny Soulmate Necklace Gift from Statistician
Funny Soulmate Necklace Gift from Statistician
🚀 Ships in 1-2 Business Days with Love 🖤
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Wanting the right combination of romance and comedy? This statistician has a wonderful idea to give their soulmate partner a necklace, which is a nice and funny gift. Perfect as a birthday present, an anniversary gift, a gift on Valentine Day, or as a gift just because.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
YOU GIVE ME A BONER.
NOT A PENIS BONER.
A HEART BONER. A HEART ON.
AN AFFECTION ERECTION.
Much Love From Your Statistician
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold over stainless steel or 18k yellow gold over stainless steel
- 6mm round cut cubic zirconia stone
- Pendant dimensions: 0.6" (15.7mm) height / 0.23" (6mm) width
- Adjustable chain length: 18" - 22" (45.72cm - 55.88cm)
- Lobster clasp attachment
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
