Funny Soulmate Necklace Gift from Mortician
Funny Soulmate Necklace Gift from Mortician
🚀 Ships in 1-2 Business Days with Love 🖤
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Seeking a dark-humor present that is nonetheless saying I love you? This humorous necklace between a mortician and their soul mate is a blend between the gag and the sincere love, and it is ideal to give to the person who makes your heart beat faster-regardless of how many bodies you work with on a daily basis.
Message on Card:
TO MY SOULMATE
YOU GIVE ME A BONER.
Not a penis boner. A heart boner.
A heart on. An affection erection.
MUCH LOVE FROM YOUR MORTICIAN.
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold finish or 18k yellow gold finish over stainless steel
- 7mm cubic zirconia
- Pendant dimensions: 0.8" (20mm) height / 0.4" (10mm) width
- Adjustable length: 18" - 22" (45.72 cm - 55.88 cm)
- Lobster clasp
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
