Funny Gift for Soulmate from Stenographer – Necklace Box
Funny Gift for Soulmate from Stenographer – Necklace Box
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Seize the moment--and their heart--with this daring and humorous necklace present of a stenographer to his soul-mate. This gift is made in a sparkling love knot pendant and memorable message card, it can be given on birthdays, anniversaries or simply because you can no longer contain your love.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
YOU GIVE ME A BONER.
NOT A PENIS BONER. A HEART BONER.
A HEART ON.
AN AFFECTION ERECTION.
Much Love From Your Stenographer.
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold over stainless steel or 18k yellow gold over stainless steel
- 6mm round cut cubic zirconia stone
- Pendant dimensions: 0.6" (15.7mm) height / 0.23" (6mm) width
- Adjustable chain length: 18" - 22" (45.72cm - 55.88cm)
- Lobster clasp attachment
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
