Funny Gift for Soulmate from Medical Scientist
Funny Gift for Soulmate from Medical Scientist
🚀 Ships in 1-2 Business Days with Love 🖤
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Share your love in a cheeky romantic way with this witty intellectual gift of a medical scientist or epidemiologist. With its poignant and funny message card, the gift is perfect to give to your soulmate, girlfriend or partner who loves both science and sentiment. Perfect on Valentine, birthday, or impulsive love.
Message on Card:
To My Soulmate
YOU GIVE ME A BONER. NOT A PENIS BONER.
A HEART BONER. A HEART ON.
AN AFFECTION ERECTION. MUCH LOVE
FROM YOUR Epidemiologist/Medical Scientist
Product Specifications:
- 14k white gold finish or 18k yellow gold finish
- 6.5mm round cut cubic zirconia stone
- Pendant dimensions: 0.8" (2.2cm) height / 0.7" (1.8cm) width
- Adjustable chain length: 18" - 22" (45.72cm - 55.88cm)
- Lobster clasp attachment
Your piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Your happiness matters to us. At Jewelayer.com, every gift is crafted to spark joy and connection. If you're not completely satisfied, let us know — we'll make it right or give you a full refund. That's our 100% Happiness Promise. 💖
MADE IN THE USA
MADE IN THE USA
Made in the USA with heart, pride, and quality you can trust. ✅
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 1 - 2 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 20 - 30 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days
Crafted exclusively for you, we regretfully can't accommodate cancellations once an order is placed. If, however, you receive a damaged product, rest assured, we'll swiftly replace it. Your satisfaction is our unwavering commitment.
